Jokes by Spense (#49)

Roy Hodgson was asked whether he Tweets... "Oh yes" said Roy "I tweeted my wife to a nice womantic meal just the other night!" Went into the estate agents today,there was a beautiful blonde agent,about 25 with a button too many undone on her blouse so i could see deep into her ample

Jokes 47

I was sat on the toilet the other night, straining really hard with all my might, when suddenly, there was a loud POP and everything when dark. "Honey are you OK!?" Called my wife from the other room. "There's been a powercut!" "Thank God for that!" I shouted back. "I thought my eyeballs