Roy Hodgson was asked whether he Tweets...
"Oh yes" said Roy
"I tweeted my wife to a nice womantic meal just the other night!"
Went into the estate agents today,there was a beautiful blonde agent,about 25 with a button too many undone on her blouse so i could see deep into her ample
I was sat on the toilet the other night, straining really hard with all my might, when suddenly, there was a loud POP and everything when dark.
"Honey are you OK!?" Called my wife from the other room. "There's been a powercut!"
"Thank God for that!" I shouted back.
"I thought my eyeballs