Sam Allardyce MISSING!!!!

The Sunderland manager failed to turn up to take training today and it is thought that he may be in cloud cookoo land.

There has been much concern over the fat tw*t after he seemed totally oblivious to his clubs league position. The North East club lay 19th in the Premier League and the bookies have them as second favourites for the drop.

Although this is the case, the deluded idiot seems convinced that he can unsettle a player at a club who are 6 points better off than his and are far more likely to avoid the drop according to the bookmakers.

A spokesman for the club said ‘it isn’t the first time that he has failed to turn up for training but in the past we have always been able to find him in the cafeteria in Morrisons’